caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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dragonpie:

gender8end-spider8itch:

saverockandrolloncarinsurance:

mamafrerard:

what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling. 

i’m feeling a little gay today

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its a metaphor

this fucking website

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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zaynocean:

people who know about your first URL

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dutchster:

"i’m not a feminist, i love guys!"

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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