brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via orgasm)

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For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life. Lavon Curtis (via coffeekaling)

(Source: spiritualseeker, via caathykiim)

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you aren’t there for me when I actually need you

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(Source: davethebarbarian, via isacknewton)

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french:

BOYS ARE SO CUTE SOMETIMES AND THEN OTHER TIMES THEY’RE DEMONS STRAIGHT FROM HELL

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via orgasm)

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